| THE WEIRD & WONDERFUL WORLD OF VIKKI SIMPSON | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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WELCOME TO MY WEIRD & WONDERFUL WORLD I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR JOURNEY THROUGH THE STRANGE AND SLIGHTLY DISTURBED MIND OF MISS.V.SIMPSON Hi I`m Vikki. As you probably guessed the picture opposite isn`t me(unless I have had some serious surgery during the night which I didn't notice)and I don`t particularly like him(Matthew Perry)but I needed to fill the space until I found a halfway decent photo of myself. Myself well yes. I am 5ft 8 and have long brown hair. I have green eyes and well thats kind of it. There's not much to say about my appearance, I am pretty average but then looks aren`t everything... No I am lying who talks to the ugly one? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Freaky, The Funny & The Down Right Strange | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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As you slowly explore the depths of my mind please do not mock what you do not understand. The Dictionary (according to my warped mind) A:The letter A is very important,not only does it start the alphabet it also starts many useful words. APPLE:This is a small fruit which parents attempt to make you eat as a substitute to chocolate but trust me this is no substitute to the rich luxurious taste of sweet chocolate.So next time your parents make this feeble attempt to save your teeth just think "Does anyone sing songs about apples?" I don't think so! ACCIDENTS:I am very prone to these little mishaps that occur at the worst possible moment.It's strange how we find it so funny when someone else is tripping over the curb or walking into a lampost. ANT:These are very small creatures that should be apperciated by all. They do get in your sandwiches when you are on picnics and cause great problems when you spill sugar but I hope that if I was that small no one would stand on me.SO next time your out in the garden please watch where you step! B is also a letter that is remembered as it is also very near the beginning of the alphabet.B starts many rude words however none of those will be included in this web page as the use of vulgar language is prohibited BUS:The simple way to describe this is"MODE OF PUBLIC TRANSPORT VERY UNSAFE!" I don't know how often you use the bus but I am forced on to one every morning to get to school.First comes the dilemma of where to sit. The front is safest(you can normally reach here before the bus driver starts to drive at very high speeds)but the back offers safety from old ladies who insist on telling you exactly how their bunion surgery has worked.Which ever place you sit you never manage to escape the bad driving of the evil one they call a bus driver....... BED:This is the most sacred place to most teenage people. When I was small I could be very easily separated from the depths of my comfortable bed however as I have reached the teenage years my parents tend to have to use a crow bar to prise me out. Now to C another one of those well known letters the make up "THE BIG THREE". Yes the big three A=Roosevelt(the average one) B=Stalin(the bas***d one) and of course our very own British bulldog Churchill. CAKE:Yes the one salvation CAKE! Chocolate, fruit, plain or covered in sticky jam they are all good.Cake is often used to make us feel better after a run in with a parent, a boy a mate. Whatr the hell eating cake makes everyone feel better after any little incedent. COMPUTER:A genius tool used by people such as me to attempt world domination.(DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD NOW THEY KNOW MY SECRET) CINEMA:A building in which you often go on blind dates but be warned it is very dark and the guy is probably very ugly.You would be much better off meeting him in a cafe. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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I love going to pubs and clubs with my mates and listening to R&B,techno and most chart music. I enjoy going to the cinema. I mostly watch comedy and action but the occasional horror film makes my heart beat faster. | I used to do karate and I have a brown belt which means in simple terms I can wip your butt easily(not really.) I am a fashion student and so love all things clothing. I go shopping very regularly much to the despair of my parentsbank balance. I am very adventurous and love trying new things so if you have any suggestions (nothing too rude please) then email me.
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